Bumpin and Grindin Playlist by the Ladies Behind LLL
Blondie and AP make a sex playlist. Here it goes.
Sex and music are my two favorite things in the whole world. If you don’t believe me ask Blondie, she’s heard both-sometimes simultaneously. Fortunately, I do them both damn well, so here is what I like to here when I climax:
- "Howlin for You" by The Black Keys
This song is fun and is good to get you in the mood. This is more of a pre-sex song, to be broken out when you’re finishing your final glass of wine/beer and you are getting closer and closer to your bed.
- "Love Interruption" by Jack White
Is it just me or is Jack White really sexy? Is it the fact that he took his (ex)wife’s last name(defy gender norms!), or his R&B inspired voice that calls you in like the sirens to sailors. Either way, him explaining love is sexy, and I like to have sex to it.
- "Off to the Races" by Lana Del Rey
I think the sexiest guys are guys who are no good. This reminds me of all the men who have smelled like whiskey and cigarettes. Also, the Lolita vibes in this will make sex interesting and the hip-hop inspired beats will keep sex rythmic.
- "Love Souvenir" by Calvin Harris
This song has no words and is just a beat that sounds like the background music to a low budget Black porno from the 70s. And for that reason it works. You’re welcome.
- "Doin it Right" by Daft Punk
This song is good for when you are on top, just follow the beat and I guarantee the best sex ever. Also, how can you not listen to this song without wanting to grind on SOMETING?!
- "Foxey Lady" by Jimi Hendrix
Reserve this for when you’re fucking a dude at least 7 years your senior. Either way, it makes you feel sexy which makes sex, well, sexy. Shout out to “All Along The Watchtower” as well.
- "Closer" by Kings of Leon
This song SCREAMS sex. Caleb Followill’s voice is dreamy and captivating, and makes you just want to hop on the nearest hard penis. Also, the synthy guitar thing they have going on really adds to the experience. Use this song when you’re getting busy in dim lighting when he is on top. Trust me.
- "Cherry Bomb" by The Runaways
This song is reserved for when you want to feel like a complete sexual slut badass bitch. That is all. Keep a whip by your bedstand. Make sure you’re wearing red lipstic. Feel free to whip him around a bit.
- "Roads" by Portishead
Sex for me is categorized into the following: 1)I am either having crazy, rip your clothes of sex and want to listen to loud music while getting banged from behind OR, 2)I want to have weird sex while buring incense, dripping wax on your chest, rolling on ecstacy, and wearing face gems. This song is for the latter. 90s trip hop works every time. Every time she hits a high note, climax.
- "R U Mine?" by Arctic Monkeys
Of course I saved the best for last. Pro tip: always put on the Arctic Monkeys while having sex. You will not regret it. “I can’t hold myself.. are you mine…’”. Guitar rifts, solid bassline, and a sexy British man singing about how desirable this woman is. I cannot put into words how amazing orgasms are when paired with this song. This song makes sex, sexier. It makes you feel wanted and hot, and it has been proven to make your partner 20 percent more attractive. As I type this, I cannot help to recall some of the best sex I have ever had, and it is very hard not to pick up my phone and bootycall some of these men now…
Now for when you really want to have some great sex, I, Blondie, introduce you to the sexiest playlist you could ever bump while getting freaky!
1. Red Light Special by TLC
Smooth, Sexual, Female Empowerment. How can you not have TLC on your sex playlist?! These three women new sexy and they advocate the female needs. Men listen up!
2. Love In This Club, Pt. II by Usher feat. Beyonce
Part 2 people, Part 2! Do not make the mistake of putting on Part 1. Beyonce elevates this slow club jam with her sexual ass hook. Just do Part 2.
3. Take You Down by Chris Brown
Fuck Chris Brown. He is literally one of the worse people on the planet, but this song made every girl super stoked to lose her virginity. Unfortunately, this song was not playing when I lose my V-Card, but I will tell the story to my kids if it did and when ever you hear this bumpin don’t come knocking.
4. Cockiness by Rihanna
Damn sexy. If you want to get the party started, start with this! He will get the message.
5. Disparate Youth by Santigold
After gettin it started let this song come on and take you away! Just go with it, it will be a good time.
6. Bedrock by Young Money
Millenials, we know that early 00s slow jams might be the worst music every conceived by a generation, but its also the best! If this doesn’t take you back to a better time of low rise jeans and thongs, I don’t know what other obviously come get it song will turn you on.
7. Birthday Sex by Jeremih
Except this one. #Millenials
8. One in a Million Aaliyah
How can you not fuck to this song?! Super sensual and will just take the situation to another level. Might want to save this for more than just a one-night stand thou. Perfect though if you want to orgasm and dumb your hook-up buddy in a quick and efficient way, by pretending to be all emotional.
9. Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer
You might have notice there is a pretty consistent theme with my artists choice. But hey it is what it, all about the music. This song though, is a shout out to all my white boys and girls!
10. Hotline by Pretty Ricky
Every millennial. Just please do it to this song. Fuck like there is no tomorrow!
xoxox Liberate Ladies Living